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(no subject) [Jan. 1st, 2009|08:02 pm]
XR
Well, guess who had the best New Year's Eve party EVER! Oh yeah, everyone was there. Mira, my Dad (who's the Commander of Star COmmand incidentally), Booster, Buzz, that hot chick from accounting, that dumpy chick from thescience bay, XL... who got very drunk and set a few things on fire... apart from him it was pretty darn awesome. I got a list of phone numbers as long as my- as long as MIRA'S leg! Her legs are pretty long. I don't know if you've seen them but they're long.

And I made some- well, I FOUND some New Year's resolutions on a scrap of paper in my storage compartment and I am pretty sure I wrote them. Otherwise, I don't want to know how it gt here but anyhoo, these are my resoluations. They will not be broken upon my owrd as a sapce ranger!

1. Have a steady girlfriend to kiss at midngiht next year (instead of, you know, my curent stream of one-night stands)
2. Find away to beat the lottery-ticket system (and Buzz, they're corrupt, I just want to help the swindeld innocents)
3. Make friends outside work (not that I don't have a wonderful, satisfactory social life already, but there's always room for bettering yourself)
4. Find the next Big Thing + market it = $$$
5. Trim my flist (you. know. who. you. are.)
6. Get the new janitor fired

That's it. All worthy goals, I'm going to put some work in towards all of them. Booster was totally unrealistic. He made a resoluation to diet for one thing, I think we can all see the problem with that, and then he added something about... I don't know. Something about helping adorable kittens out of trees, probably. Buzz wants to eradicate evil becaue apparently all this time we've been doing something completly different and Mira wouldn't make any resoluations herself but she said something about my spel check program that was COMPLETELY uncaled for and only illustrates her own ignerance. And XL wants to find a chick and... well, he was drunk when he said it so I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.

So yeah. Happy new year!
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(no subject) [Dec. 6th, 2008|10:23 pm]
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[Current Mood |sadabandoned]
[Current Music |A-Ha - 'Take On Me']

You know, I just realized something, Mira's gotten a 'curse you' from Zurg, and so has Booster, but never have I! Never have I heard a 'curse you XR'. Why's that? Am I not important enough for the bigshot Evil Emperor? I've foiled plenty an evil plot! Am I not significant enough for the big purple potentate? Mm?

WELL APPARENTLY I'M NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH FOR ANYONE TO COMMENT ON MY JOURNALS!

EXCEPT ZIM!

AND I'D RATHER HE DIDN'T!

Guh. Why won't Booster get an LJ?

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(no subject) [Dec. 3rd, 2008|09:27 am]
XR
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[Current Location |Booster's place]
[Current Mood |grumpyBah HUMBUG.]

Well, I called in sick today so I'm typing this from Booster's apartment.

The holiday season is not my friend, okay? Not. My. Friend. In fact, it sucks. The commercialism and all that, I have no problem with. I like commercialism. The spiritual aspect of it I respect greatly. Seriously. It's fine. It's terrific, actually. I JUST DON'T LIKE CHRISTMAS!! OKAY? IN A WORLD OF SCIENTOLOGISTS CAN YOU REALLY CONDEMN ME FOR NOT LIKING CHRISTMAS?!

And to a certain SOMEONE out there, THE NEXT TIME YOU SEND ME ONE OF THOSE WEIRD STOP-MOTION CLIPS, I'M BEATING YOU UP WHETHER YOU'RE A GIRL OR NOT. I KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE AN LJ. I THINK YOU'RE STALKING ME ANYWAY. And if you yell at me for this, HEY! THAT JUST PROVES MY POINT DOESN'T IT?

Oh, and speaking of stalkers. imzm. Do not want. Go spam him for me, will ya?

Well, that's pretty much it. NOT THAT ANYONE'S READING THIS
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(no subject) [Nov. 19th, 2008|02:09 pm]
XR


Your result for The Homicidal Maniac Test...

The Taxi Driver

Your final result? A 48% capacity for violence and a 0% history of it!

Cool on the outside, tense as Kylie Minogue's buttocks on the inside. You are THE TAXI DRIVER. What does this mean? You've got a HIGH capacity for violence, as well as a LOW history of violence.



You've never actually BEEN violent, but you're capable of it. What could cause this? Do you experience a lot of stress at work, at home, or in your studies? Perhaps you have minor (or major) health issues. Either way, you're bottling something up (let's be honest, most of us are), and it's probably worth doing something about it. Take necessary steps to look after yourself a bit better. Look for ways to counter any stress you MAY be experiencing. This may be as simple as getting more sleep or seeing a massage therapist once a month.



Perhaps you even ARE a Taxi Driver (it's a very stressful job, after all), but at least you're not yet facing the fate of Robert De Niro's character (pictured below). Think about what happened to HIM.



You're now one of over 13,000 people to take my oldest test. Why not try a newer one? They're listed below, from oldest to most recent.


The Underwear Personality Test


More than 35,000 takers. What underwear would be a match for your personality?



What Kind of Celebrity Would You Be?


More than 13,000 takers. Would you make a suitable celebrity?



The Scatterbrain Test


More than 5,000 takers. Are you able to keep focused on things?



The Verbal Obscenity Test


More than 22,000 takers. Do you have a foul mouth?



The Shampoo Commercial Suitability Test


More than 5,500 takers. Do you know how to shine in a shampoo commercial?



The Excessive Cuteness Tolerance Test


More than 11,000 takers. Can you handle a barrage of puppies, kittens and babies?



Is Your Boss Evil?


More than 2,500 takers. When your boss approaches, should you run and hide?



The Non-Sequitur Personality Test


More than 8,000 takers. Warning: this one's surreal.



The Beverage Identity Test


More than 33,000 takers. What would YOU taste like?



The Internet/SMS Literacy Test


More than 8,000 takers. OMGWTF?



What's Your Price?


This one's been entered in the current test competition. Why don't you check it out?


Take The Homicidal Maniac Test
at HelloQuizzy





NOT that anyone CARES, mind you.
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(no subject) [Nov. 19th, 2008|01:58 pm]
XR
[Current Location |Science bay]
[Current Mood |okayFINE]
[Current Music |OH, WOULDN"T YOU LIEK TO KNOW!]

Hey, guys. Finally got some free time. If you can call it that with all the Star COmmand diagnostics I'm running. Not cool. Not cool.

But anyway, I was just wondering- does- does anyone even read this anymore? I mean- I do havea life. I have friends. I don't need to pour my heart out to strangers over the Internet and I don't want to! I mean, that's- and if no one's reading, well, why should I bother. I might as well play Tetris. (And I'm good at Tetris. And I mean good.)

So, yeah. I might as well go save all your sorry behinds from Zurg again. (And I don't hear any thank yous, by the way. Not one thank you.) Instead of wasting my time typing up a well-thought out, correctly spelled journal no one's even going to read because time is monety, guys, time is money! ERight? That is exactly tright and I don't need your validation.Nuh-uh. Apart from my missing AFD, I am a whole person and a healthy individual, and I dont' need you either, so FINE!

BYE!

SO LONG!

SUCKERS!

No love, XR
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OKAY THIS HAS TO STOP [Nov. 2nd, 2008|07:55 am]
XR
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[Current Mood |aggravatedaggravated]

Okay, everyone, people, robots, assorted aliens and organic or non-organic life-forms, I have a very important announcement to make on the behalf of Star COmmand and, IMHO, robot-kind everywhere.

Now, I've noticed a tendency for you fans to flock to- well, me. And my team. And that's good. That's fine. But then there are other of you fans who seem to like such shady characters as NOS-4-A2, the energy vamptard, and Zurg.

ZURG. EVIL- EMPEROR- ZURG. Now, does that sound like a problem to you? Just a little bit?

Okay. These people. Evil Emperor Zurg, Warp Darkmatter, NOS-4-A2- these are not good people. I mean, I've seen their rap sheets and they're as long as I'm tall. Okay? (No short jokes. I am SO not in the mood.) And let me tell ya, too, that's not pretty stuff on there. These people are baaaaad people. They go out of their way to hurt nice people like me and- some of you reading this. They kick dogs, they steal candy from innocent children, they leave cats in trees and, in fact, MOCK the innocent felines while they mewl for help. Ever seen a cat stuck in a tree? It's pretty darn pathetic. I fear for the immortal soul of ANYONE who can resist those big kitty eyes. Much less laugh at it. I mean, yikes!

And when you draw pictures of these people, when you praise their actions, well, in my book that's just as criminal as- I don't want to be Buzz here, I mean, I don't want to be a thief of joy, but these guys are the WRONG CROWD. Okay? You don't want to promote them, you don't want to associate them- before you know it, you'll be kicking kitty-cats when they're down too. Shame on you. Shaaaame.

So yeah. Instead of devoting time and affection to a villainous, undeserving person like ZURG, why don't you find a nice space ranger to look up to? Not to be overly specific, but... I feed strays, sometimes. I mean, if they're there and they don't go away. And if they don't chew on me. I don't like it when...

...but anyway. So, yes. Help us save the universe. Don't support the dark side.



Oh, and yes, I've seen the slash. Yeah. Not funny.

ThismessagenotapprovedbyStarCommandRangerXRisspeakingonhisownbehalfandhisviewstonotnecessarilyrepresentthoseoftheGalacticAllianceoritsallies
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(no subject) [Jul. 19th, 2008|01:06 pm]
XR

Your result for The Attachment Style Test...

The Cuddleslut

33% Anxiety Over Abandonment and 28% Avoidance Of Intimacy

You're mostly secure, but sometimes you need a little extra reassurance to make it through the tough times. You are usually affectionate and sweet, and you find it easy to fall in love. An encouraging word from a crush or a loved one can motivate you for weeks.



Fictional character with whom you might identify: Kaylee (Firefly/Serenity), Hiro Nakamura (Heroes)



KayleeFrye.jpg HiroNakamura.jpg




Other Attachment Types:
Secure: The Unicorn | The Cuddleslut | The Free Agent
Preoccupied: The Cling Wrap | The Squid | The Insect
Fearful: The Doormat | The Leper | The Exile
Dismissing: The Hermit | The Stone | The Player
Confused: The Waffler

Take The Attachment Style Test at HelloQuizzy



See? I told her I wasn't a doormat. Pfft! Me, a doormat? That's just offensive.
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(no subject) [Jul. 19th, 2008|12:37 pm]
XR
[Current Mood |busybusy]

I can't believe this, they still have that thing up that makes you type in the words when you sign in to prove you're "NOT A ROBOT". What the heck is up with that?! YES, I CAN READ. THANKS FOR THE VOTE OF CONFIDENCE, PAL. Honestly, that kind of thing makes me want to quit this site altogether.

Anyway. Wow, it's been a long time. Sorry about that. I mean, I'm... NOT sorry, because obviously I'm too busy SAVING THE UNIVERSE to update my LiveJournal and I'm not going to apologize for saving the universe. Nuh-unh, no way. You can quote me on that. So, anyway, if you've friended me you're probably getting this little thing in your message center... maybe emailed... something about a birthday... August 8... -ahem- August 8? Hmmm?

Well, anyway. Not much is going on here apart from the usual SAVING OF THE UNIVERSE, which I believe I mentioned up there in myyy... fourth sentence. Well, that and speed trap duty.

I hate speed trap duty.

ANYWAY. Yeah. So... Mira has a boyfriend now. You know Mira? My teammate? She's dating some guy I can't be bothered to remember his name Lloyd Crocket. They'll never last, you know. Mm-mm. It's just a fling. Oh, Booster and I went to a Lasers game last week with Buzz (I'm not gonna bother asking if you know Buzz). Did you know he paints his face? I got pictures but later on someone shot me and I lost the data, hate it when that happens. It's too bad, because that is really something to see. He takes his shirt off, too. And Booster.

Golly, that's something I never want to see again well, anyway, that's all that's happening over here. That and work. Lots of work.

Yeah. Oh and... no that's it. Well... see you.
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... [Sep. 24th, 2007|08:02 pm]
XR
he told me it was fake

then he yelled at me for bing online

i know beter though
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BIGOTRY [Sep. 24th, 2007|07:58 pm]
XR
[Current Mood |enragedenraged]

http://community.livejournal.com/stoptherobots/

...

I don't know how they are, I don't know what they're playing at, I don't know how they think they can get away with this but I am going into the other room and telling BUZZ LIGHTYEAR HIMSELF about this and they are getting DELETED or my name isn't eXperimental Ranger!!!!
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